"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
10/25/2014 at 00:50 • Filed to: Life tips
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"promoted by the color red" (whenindoubtflatout)
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I play Grand Theft Auto like it's some prolonged Jackie Chan car chase.
If I have to meet somebody by the docks in twelve minutes you bet I'll drive through the pedestrian mall, roll my car six times, run over my mechanic, and get into several fights along the way.
TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
> promoted by the color red
10/25/2014 at 00:53 |
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What the hell, that movie was filmed in Hong Kong and the video is not available in my country.
Poo.
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promoted by the color red
> TwinCharged - Is Now UK Opponaut
10/25/2014 at 00:58 |
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In the first one, Jackie Chan is a cop and he crashes a Mitsubishi into some other cars. Those other cars crash into other things and back into him. More cars crash. Jackie Chan is fed up with the police bureaucracy so he goes and crashes his Mitsubishi back into those cars. Scene.
In the second one, Jackie Chan is a cop and he fights a BMX rider. The BMX rider is butthurt and shoots a bus driver who then ragequits and the bus drives into everything in much the same way I do when I play GTA after drinking. Nicholas Tse is Nicholas Tse so he can't do shit other than make feeble attempts to help out and falls into the water.
So yeah, you're not missing much.
Bad Idea Hat
> promoted by the color red
10/25/2014 at 01:13 |
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They need to make a movie titled "Jackie Chan Fucks Up _______" and a random city goes in that space. I mean, he'll catch the baddies, but man that city will never be the same afterwards...